Saw these great jokes (even if they’re old, good jokes always need a repeat), and wanted them on the blog! They were under the heading ‘British Humor’, and we do know that their humor is a world apart :)!
*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER*
8 years old, Hateful little bugger. Bites!!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super
Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
*JOINING NUDIST COLONY*
Must sell washer and dryer; £100.*
*WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE*
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the WINNER is…
*FOR SALE BY OWNER*
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed Got married. Wife knows
Here are some more to tickle your funny bone 🙂
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I- A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: But you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me! (Love this child too)
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
TEACHER: __Clyde__ , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as
your brother’s… Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
And last but not least 🙂
Due to current economic conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has
been turned off!!!