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C’est la vie :)

Saw these great jokes (even if they’re old, good jokes always need a repeat), and wanted them on the blog! They were under the heading ‘British Humor’, and we do know that their humor is a world apart :)!

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*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER*
8 years old, Hateful little bugger. Bites!!

*FREE PUPPIES*
1/2  Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

*FREE PUPPIES*
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German  Shepherd.  Father is a Super
Dog,  able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

*COWS, CALVES:
NEVER BRED.*
Also 1 gay bull for  sale.

*JOINING NUDIST COLONY*
Must sell washer and dryer;  £100.*

*WEDDING DRESS  FOR SALE*
Worn once by  mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the WINNER is…
*FOR SALE BY OWNER*
Complete set of Encyclopaedia  Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed Got married. Wife knows
everything.

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Here are some more to tickle your funny bone 🙂

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I  got here.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell  ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I- A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: But you  asked me how I spell it.  (I Love  this
child)
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one  important thing we have today that  we didn’t
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me! (Love this child too)
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always  get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a  lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me  frankly, do you say prayers before  eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t  have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: __Clyde__ , your composition on ‘My Dog’  is exactly the same as
your  brother’s… Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same  dog.
(I want to adopt this  kid!!!)
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And last but not least 🙂

Due to current economic conditions,  the light at the end of the tunnel  has
been turned off!!!

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